lmao “I wish”

Teens do you relate to this post?

fuck school



I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.


where is thot16 at

the description gets me everytime


the description gets me everytime

"I mothered you hoes. I should claim you on my income tax"
Lil Kim


Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

ive seen some really fucked up stuff on this website and it was all porn gifs

mood: thot



Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life


if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

easter was cool