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vinebox:

lmao “I wish”

Teens do you relate to this post?

fuck school

scalded:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

*vomits*

where is thot16 at
cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

"I mothered you hoes. I should claim you on my income tax"
Lil Kim

buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

ive seen some really fucked up stuff on this website and it was all porn gifs

mood: thot

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

easter was cool

dt