Student athlete: THE GRIND 💪😤🏈 is the only 💯 thing ☝️ that’s flying 👼🏼 “high” 🙌😈 D1 bound 🏀🔥 rip grandma 🙏
AP student: hi? more like a GPA of 4.9📚👓 because that class rank 📝 📈is why an Ivy League 👀🎓 accepted me 🙋
Band student: Beethoven 👴🏼🎶 motivates me to 🙌 practice everyday 🎹😩🎼 from sun up ⬆️ ☀️to sun down ⬇️ 😤 just in time 🕗 for sectionals 🎶 🎷
Business major: statistics show 📉📈 that ur looking at a future CEO 🏢💵 and that my money 💵💸 will be greater will be greater than yours 💪 Econ forever 😩🙌
Law student: FOLLOW THE LAW 😤🚓 or so justice will be served ⚖️🔨 once I pass the bar exam 📃📄 for Liberty ✊ and justice for all 🌎🇺🇸
STEM Major: while you 😒 are busying doing nothing 🚫🚫 with your easy major 😴😴I🙋 will be in the lab🔬📂 saving the environment 🌿🌲🌎 and lives 🙏🏥🚨
Student actor: the stage is my home 🏠🎤soprano is where it’s at 😈🎼 Shakespeare is my inspiration 🙌 and lin-manuel miranda is my daddy ✊🎬
Art student: no one beats me 🙅 like I beat the canvas📜 but at the end of the day 🌅 the world is our canvas 🌎🌈 because earth 🌏 without “art” 🎨 is just “eh” 😒😴 also I’m broke
why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you
